Jack La Lanne 5:23 Thu Nov 12
Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
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I've heard sitting on your hand till it goes dead is a good one?
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Jimmy The Hoover
4:15 Tue Nov 17
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No RAF it is quite literal. Put cream on afterwards and she won't know.
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RAF Hammer
1:02 Mon Nov 16
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Is that a euphemism Jimmy?
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Jimmy The Hoover
10:19 Sun Nov 15
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Doing it over your sister in law's Christmas pudding
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Noah
10:04 Sat Nov 14
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Chainmail glove, handful of nettles and coarse gravel.
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Manip
10:10 Fri Nov 13
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Furiously hand pumping longer than the trailers of a porn film is always an achievement to be proud of.
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Claret Badger
6:06 Fri Nov 13
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into someones sock
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Russ of the BML
5:52 Fri Nov 13
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Tantric wank.
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VirginiaHam
5:47 Fri Nov 13
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It never ceases to amaze me what stuff gets posted on this site......
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sanfrancis-co-uk
1:53 Fri Nov 13
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Squid wank,hahaha!
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HairyHammer
1:38 Fri Nov 13
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Well orgasm is just so formal .
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Takashi Miike
1:08 Fri Nov 13
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organism? hahaha
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Darlo Debs
1:07 Fri Nov 13
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Yes especially if you are a bus driver, sat on the top deck.
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HairyHammer
12:57 Fri Nov 13
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To get the best organism you have to stop wank several times ie about 15 seconds before you are about to erupt stop and let the baby batter moonwalk back into the nut sack, do it several times and then bang one out , you will be in a very happy place when you do.
Trust me it works if you have the patience to do it but its a dangerous game to play.
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geoffpikey
11:18 Thu Nov 12
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Odd, isn't it, that calling someone a wanker remains a supposed insult? When all the men shouting are...
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Nurse Ratched
10:34 Thu Nov 12
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"Dot dot dot..."
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Far Cough
10:33 Thu Nov 12
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CryBabies, thanks for that you cunt, I just tried that and now I have to use voice recognition software to make this post
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Crassus
10:30 Thu Nov 12
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Pancho 9:46 Thu Nov 12 'Like a menopausal pigeon on a saggy chip'
Marvelous imagery - fine work
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CryBabies
10:27 Thu Nov 12
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Superglue works differently on your penis and is bizarrely an incredible lubricant. More the better.
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defjam
10:22 Thu Nov 12
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Squid Wank - Put all the tips of your fingers together, then adjust accordingly!
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Takashi Miike
10:13 Thu Nov 12
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hahaha
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lab
10:12 Thu Nov 12
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With the same hand ?
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